Có 64 tác phẩm của tác giả Primus

 American Life 

 Primus | 13 năm trước
In a town in southernmost sicily Lived a family too proud to be poor In the year that fever took father away They hastened for american shores Now a mother…

 Bob 

 Primus | 13 năm trước
I had a friend that took a blet, took a blet and hung himself Hung himself in the doorway of the apartment where he lived His woman and his little…

 Camelback Cinema 

 Primus | 13 năm trước
He's standin' tall at 5 foot 4, With the sharpness of a troubadour. I dare you look him in the eye. His stench would make a buzzard cry. He likes…

 De Anza Jig 

 Primus | 13 năm trước
Oh i can still remember Jenny hernando She was my little lovely one When i was seventeen. I remember the day that she Gave me her viriginity And then she…

 Dmv 

 Primus | 13 năm trước
I've been to hell. i spell it...i spell it dmv Anyone that's been there knows precisely what i mean Stood there and i've waited and choked back the urge to…

 Eleven 

 Primus | 13 năm trước
I just can't seem to blend Into society I have no hope for this dim Simplicity of law and order By whose rules i see no rhyme in The reason…

 Fisticuffs 

 Primus | 13 năm trước
They found james ambrose dead in his cell, A gaping gash in his arm had drained him down to hell. No one knew for sure if ambrose was his name.…

 Glass Sandwich 

 Primus | 13 năm trước
He stood in line with the rest And waited got his chance To take his place behind the glass And watch the ladies dance It's the nature of things He…

 Grandad's Little Ditty 

 Primus | 13 năm trước
As i stand in the shower Singing opera and such Pondering the possibility that i Pull the pud too much There's a scent that fills the air Is it flatus?…

 Harold Of The Rocks 

 Primus | 13 năm trước
It was a weekend's eve, I had sex on my breath I was lookin' for somethin' to see. With a borrowed black Leather and my best fishin' hat. Well it…

 Arnie 

 Primus | 13 năm trước
The man he stepped up to the microphone and he gave it a kiss. It was a big wet, slippery kiss. And he had sweat dripping off of his nose…

 Bob's Party Time Lounge 

 Primus | 13 năm trước
Glad you came, glad you're here. Have some champagne, imported beer. Dig down in your dirt bag And roll us out a spleef. Been erect here now for thirteen days…

 Coddingtown 

 Primus | 13 năm trước
Went down to coddingtown to buy for lucky dog. Moved on up to sono-co to clear my head of smog. People round town they all line up to buy them…

 Del Davis Tree Farm 

 Primus | 13 năm trước
Del davis sold a christmas tree Stood up to 8 feet tall Season was lookin' mighty thin He'd hoped to sell 'em all Here he comes with a dollar in…

 Duchess And The Proverbial Mind Spread 

 Primus | 13 năm trước
Burnin', i feel a burnin' in my stomach, I wanna know if i'm a gonna make it. If i don't just spread my ashes, If i do just spread your…

 Fish On (fisherman's Chronicles, Chapter Ii) 

 Primus | 13 năm trước
Felt a pang late one afternoon I was fishin' off muir beach With larry lalonde Grabbed a tuna salad sandwich And i started to chew Pretty soon ler's yellin Fish…

 Frizzle Fry 

 Primus | 13 năm trước
Hello all you boys and girls. I'd like to take you to the inside world. It's quite an irregular place to be. But never fear you're safe with me. Well,…

 Golden Boy 

 Primus | 13 năm trước
He was a mighty golden boy, as gold as ever seen, But when he stepped up to the podium, you could tell that boy was mean. His arms was made…

 Groundhog's Day 

 Primus | 13 năm trước
When i woke up this mornin' i felt a pang. I was hungerin' for some apple pie. Stumble in the bathroom, hung my hog a little bit. Washed the sleep…

 Hats Off 

 Primus | 13 năm trước
When i was born, the doc he held me by my ankles Smacked my red behind. They hosed me down, wrapped me like a bean burrito Then marked the date…