Có 64 tác phẩm của tác giả Primus

 Pudding Time 

 Primus | 13 năm trước
You can have a lolly pop A candy bar a jelly bean. I'll buy you a rainbow To hang above your door. It's pudding time. Laughter is a sweet You…

 Sathington Willoughby 

 Primus | 13 năm trước
We are gathered here Today in these majestic Halls of old to honor A man they call Sathington willoughby. There's a joke or two, A pun or three I feel…

 Sgt. Baker 

 Primus | 13 năm trước
Sgt. baker is my name I'm gonna teach you how to play the game Of warfare Suddenly it appears to me You got a bit much dignity For your own…

 South Park Theme (new Version) 

 Primus | 13 năm trước
I'm going down to south park, gonna have myself a time. Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation. Going down to south park, gonna leave my woes behind. Ample parking…

 Spaghetti Western 

 Primus | 13 năm trước
Why do we do this c.g. and i? Every night vegetables, Minds numbed up by thc. I've got my pen, c.g. the remote. Laurel and hardy's the best bet at…

 The Ballad Of Buckethead 

 Primus | 13 năm trước
"who's this guitar-playing sonsa bitch?", is a question common asked. On his head a bucket of chicken bones, on his face a plaster mask. He's the bastard son of a…

 The Hecker 

 Primus | 13 năm trước
Through the door it slithers in, Accompanied by its peers. Always groveling for attention, While no one really hears. In its mind it's full of wit And quite the social…

 The Pressman 

 Primus | 13 năm trước
By the light of the lamp i sit to type-my notes on tab at my side I don't see the sun much these days A fluorescent tan covers my hide…

 The Toys Go Winding Down 

 Primus | 13 năm trước
An overaged boy of thirty-nine has left the wing today. The first time in his life he's made that step. Be numbed by the society and plagued by insecurity. He's…

 To Defy The Laws Of Tradition 

 Primus | 13 năm trước
What if christmas didn't come this year And no one paid for christmas cheer? Who would cry the biggest tear, The child or the store? Why do brides wear virgin…

 Restin' Bones 

 Primus | 13 năm trước
Came up on a worried man, asked him if he had a light. He reached on down, dug in his shoe, figured in his sock he might. He asked if…

 Seas Of Cheese 

 Primus | 13 năm trước
When the going gets tough And the stomach acids flow The cold wind of conformity Is nipping at your nose When some trendy new atrocity Has brought you to your…

 Shake Hands With Beef 

 Primus | 13 năm trước
There's a time for lies and a time for truth. I say, eye for an eye, eye for a tooth. When i roamed young, i'd scavenge around. Every nook and…

 Southbound Pachyderm 

 Primus | 13 năm trước
Quite a suprise What an ingenious device Boredom encompasses my time I don't know what i should do Indulging a moment of your time Seldom the breeder of lies But…

 The Air Is Getting Slippery 

 Primus | 13 năm trước
It's incredibly hot in here today, incredibly hot in here It's incredibly hot in here today, incredibly hot in here The air is getting slipper and it's not to my…

 The Chastizing Of Renegade 

 Primus | 13 năm trước
There was this kid in our neighborhood. His pop had named him renegade. He lived up to his name With all the trouble that he made. One day ol' renegade…

 The Ol' Diamond Back Sturgeon (fisherman's Chronicles Part 3) 

 Primus | 13 năm trước
The old diamondback sturgeon came swimmin' along Minding his business one day Rooting and sniffing and urging to spawn In the mud flats of san pablo bay A scent came…

 The Return Of Sathington Willoughby 

 Primus | 13 năm trước
Fellow colleges, distinguished members of the press, ladies And gentlemen: I would like to take this opportunity to personally and humbly thank Each and every one of you for joining…

 Those Damned Blue-collar Tweekers 

 Primus | 13 năm trước
I've seen them out at soco They're pounding sixteen penny nails The truckers on the interstate Have been known to ride the rails The sweat is beating on the brow…

 Tommy The Cat 

 Primus | 13 năm trước
"i remember as it were a meal ago" Said tommy the cat as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign matter May have nestled its way into his mighty throat.…