I've been to hell. i spell it...i spell it dmv
Anyone that's been there knows precisely what i mean
Stood there and i've waited and choked back the urge to scream
And if i had my druthers i'd screw a chimpanzee-call it pointless

When i need relief i spell it thc
Perhpas you may know vaguely what i mean
I sit back and smoke away huge chunks of memory
As i slowly inflict upon myself a full lobotomy-call it pointless

Barbecues, tea kettles, gobs of axle grease
There comes a time for every man to sail the seas of cheese
Now, life's a bowl of bagel dogs, but there are unpleasantries
Cold toilet seats, dentist chairs and trips to dmv-call it pointless

I've been to hell. i spell it...i spell it dmv
Anyone that's been there knows precisely what i mean
I've stood in line and waited near an hour and fifteen
And if i had my druthers i'd screw that chimpanzee-call it pointless