Performed by adam sandler and steve koren

[phone rings]
[mr. spindel picks it up]
Mr spindel: "hullo!"
Student: [whispering] "hey mr. spindel. how's algebra class going?" [chuckling]
Mr spindel: "whut!?"
Student: [whispering] "you're in for a big surprise tommorrow during 5th period!" [chuckling]
Mr spindel: "hey! who is this!"
[student hangs up phone]

[dial tone]
Mr spindel: "hullo!"
[dial tone]
Mr spindel: "hullo!"
[dial tone]
Mr spindel: "who is this!?"
[dial tone]
Mr spindel: "hullo!"
[dial tone]
Mr spindel: "answer me!"
[dial tone]
Mr spindel: "who is this!?"
[dial tone]
Mr spindel: "hullo!"
[dial tone]
Mr spindel: "for god's sake! who are you!?"
[dial tone]
Mr spindel: "hullo!"
[dial tone]
Mr spindel: "hullo!"
[dial tone]

[operator recording playing "if you'd like to make a call..."]
Mr spindel: "who is that!?"
[recording continues]
Mr spindel: "hullo!"
[recording continues]
Mr spindel: "who are you!?"
[recording continues]
Mr spindel: "please answer me!"
[silence]

[bleeping noise]
Mr spindel: "oh god! who is this!?"
[bleeping]
Mr spindel: "please stop it! why are you doing this!?"
[bleeping]
Mr spindel: "why!? why!?"
[bleeping]
Mr spindel: "just tell me your name."
[bleeping]
Mr spindel: "please."
[bleeping]
Mr spindel: "i'm gonna hang up!"
[bleeping]
Mr spindel: "i'm warning you!"
[bleeping]
Mr spindel: "hullo!"
[bleeping]
Mr spindel: "whoever this is, i'm gonna hang up!"
[bleeping]
Mr spindel: "that's it!"
[bleeping]
Mr spindel: "damn you kids!!"
[bleeping]
Mr spindel: "damn you!!"
[slams down phone]

[phone rings]
[mr. spindel picks it up]
Mr spindel: "hullo?"
Ted: "yeah, bill."
Mr spindel: "oh, ted!"
Ted: "i've been trying to get through to you forever. who have you been talking to?"
Mr spindel: "i don't know. so help me god! i don't know!"