Có 59 tác phẩm của tác giả Adam Sandler

 Assistant Principal's Big Day 

 Adam Sandler | 13 năm trước
[Speaking through a microphone] "Good morning students and faculty, If I could have your attention please. As you may, or may not know, Principal Cambell will not be here for…

 Bad Boyfriend 

 Adam Sandler | 13 năm trước
Why don't you pick up after your done? I'm not your slave I'm not your mother I'm not your maid I mean I've got a life too So fuck you!…

 Cordurory Blues 

 Adam Sandler | 13 năm trước
When I was a boy There was no limit to what I could eat Shake after shake after shake after shake Followed by all kinds of red meat Metabolism runnin'…

 Dancin' And Pantsin 

 Adam Sandler | 13 năm trước
When I was a young man I didn't like to dance I was shy I'd stand against the wall all night I'd never take a chance So afraid I wouldn't…

 Do It For Your Mama 

 Adam Sandler | 13 năm trước
[J.N.:] "I can make a bigger splash than you!" [Jimmy:] "Oh yeah, give it a shot." [While jumping up and down on diving board] [J.N.:] "Can opener!" [Big splash] [Jimmy:]…

 Food Innuendo Guy 

 Adam Sandler | 13 năm trước
Ooooh yeah Baby, baby, baby, I wanna stew your tomato Baby, baby, baby, I want to french fry your potato Baby, baby, baby, won't you pluck my grapes Won't you…

 Four Years Old 

 Adam Sandler | 13 năm trước
Hey Why'd you wake me from my nap? I'm not in the mood To play your games Or sit on your lap You Where's my Yankees drinking glass? I want…

 Grow Old With You 

 Adam Sandler | 13 năm trước
[Billy Idol (Speaking):] Good afternoon everyone. We're flying at 26,000 feet, moving up to thirty thousand feet, and then we've got clear skies all the way to Las Vegas, and…

 Joining The Cult 

 Adam Sandler | 13 năm trước
Performed by adam sandler and allen Transcribed by big brother. [sounds of basketball being shot around] Sandler: "hey man, i'm joining a religious cult." Allen: "now, that's ridiculous." Sandler: "well,…

 Lunchlady Land 

 Adam Sandler | 13 năm trước
Performed by adam sandler "this is a song..." "this is uhh, this is a new song..." "it's through the eyes of one of the greatest people alive, i feel..." "the…

 At A Medium Pace 

 Adam Sandler | 13 năm trước
Put your arms around me baby Can't you see I need you so Hold me close against your skin I'm about to begin Lovin' you Spit on your hand and…

 Buddy 

 Adam Sandler | 13 năm trước
[Moving Train] "Next stop! Coopersville!" [Two guys talking] "Hey Buddy" "Buddy!" "How was the bathroom Buddy, pretty gruesome?" "Buddy, I had to hold my breath Buddy!" "Eheh Buddy, don't even…

 Crazy Love 

 Adam Sandler | 13 năm trước
[Adam:] You don't mind that I think everybody's a robot and all my conversations are being recorded [Lisa:] And you don't mind that all of my pants are way too…

 Dip Doodle 

 Adam Sandler | 13 năm trước
Jabawokee ding dong slip slap slee Dipstick paddywhack pee pee googalee gee Polly wolly sling slang skooey dibbely doo Wing wong ping pong king kong Cheech 'n Chong hop hip…

 Fatty McGee 

 Adam Sandler | 13 năm trước
[Talking quietly] [M1:] "Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man." [M2:] "We just had a test a week ago. Now we gotta take another one tommorrow. This sucks!" [M1:] "And…

 Food Inuendo Guy 

 Adam Sandler | 13 năm trước
Baby,baby,baby i wanna stew your tomato Baby,baby,baby i wanna french fry your potato Baby,baby,baby why don't you pluck my grapes Why don't you peel my banana like a pack of…

 Girl 

 Adam Sandler | 13 năm trước
[Arsenio (Chris Rock):] Now don't leave us hanging with just that. [JP:] Yeah, I hear that, Arsenio. Yo guys, lets kick it! [Music starts playing] [JP:] Yo now, before we…

 I'm So Wasted 

 Adam Sandler | 13 năm trước
[Sound of crickets. Guy walks across grass] [Joe:] "Hey pal! How ya doin?" [M2:] "I'm so wasted, man." [Joe:] "Yeah, you are, oh ho ho!" [M2:] "Thanks man." [Joe:] "It's…

 Listenin' To The Radio 

 Adam Sandler | 13 năm trước
Performed by adam sandler, allen covert, and jon rosenburg Where's my peggy sue? I could use a rosalita If there's a long tall sally out there I'm dyin' to meet…

 Medium Pace 

 Adam Sandler | 13 năm trước
Put your arms around me babe, Can't you see i need you so? Hold me close against your skin, 'cause i'm about to begin Lovin' you. Spit on your hand…