"and now, the sever beating of a high school janitor."

[mopping sounds]
Mop, mop, mop
All day long
Mop, mop, mop
While i sing this song

[sound of someone walking towards him]
Gonna wax the floor
Gonna make it shine
Gonna take of the spray paint
With turpentine

"hey! don't walk there! i just mopped!"
[person walking quickly towards him]
[beating sounds]
"hey!"
[beating sounds]
"get offa me!"
[beating sounds]
"that's my bucket!"
[beating sounds]
"let go of my side burns!"
[beating sounds]
[sound of falling down into glass]