I pull the blinds then i take my clothes off
Dance around the house like nature boy
My genitalia and pectoral muscles aren't quite what i would like them to be
But you don't see me
No one can see me

I pull my blinds
Fill out my income tax form
Pen in hand i write so legibly
I have my kitty. his name is allowishus, i stroke him
But you don't see me
No one should see me

I pull the blinds
For the sun glares off my tele and i find it quite so irritating
I have my videos-loads of ren and stimpy
Bottom-a bit of pornography
But you don't see me
No one should see me

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I've been persecuted since i sailed in through the door!
And i've been known to sing a song in 3 and 4 and 5!
And i've been gettin my ass chewed out since the day i arrived here!