Có 78 tác phẩm của tác giả Guttermouth

 Jamie's Petting Zoo 

 Guttermouth | 13 năm trước
I've had my pet Since i was nine years old I loved him and fed him But one day he attacked I knew he didn't love me back So i…

 Lipstick 

 Guttermouth | 13 năm trước
On a tuesday afternoon My mom came into my room And said get the fuck up outta bed And get a god damned job So i told her hey fuck…

 Lucky The Donkey 

 Guttermouth | 13 năm trước
My mother fucked a donkey down in mexico She had trienta margaritas trienta years ago Her purse had just been stolen She had to make some cash For 50,000 pesos…

 Mr. Barbeque 

 Guttermouth | 13 năm trước
Hey now, welcome to my house I'm gonna' have a bbq and maybe i'll invite ya' Gotta side of pork Gotta' side of creamy salad Got a jar of cole…

 No More 

 Guttermouth | 13 năm trước
I'm crazy i'm outta my mind I said i'm crazy and you're outta time Oh yes so crazy So sick of your kind I said i'm crazy baby And you're…

 Oats 

 Guttermouth | 13 năm trước
Welcome to my breakfast table this is what you'll find A different kind of breakfast food that leaves the real ones far behind What's the fucking deal, all these brand…

 P.c. 

 Guttermouth | 13 năm trước
You know, what pisses me off more than anything is all these people who Aren't exactly politically correct. like the other day, i was out walking My siberian-american huskies. and…

 Pot 

 Guttermouth | 13 năm trước
Pot i need pot You stupid fuckin hippy shits Out of dope so throw a fit Pot Pot is good for my lungs It helps me grow cancer scums Pot…

 Room For Improvement 

 Guttermouth | 13 năm trước
I will never be Something other than a worthless mockery And when i look back i say never again But i seem to end up screwing myself more and more…

 Sid Vicious Was Innocent 

 Guttermouth | 13 năm trước
Sid shot dope and then got drunk He did it his was "punk" He didn't have a problem Till he met that bloody cunt Sid vicious was innocent They say…

 Just A Fuck 

 Guttermouth | 13 năm trước
Most girls i know are so lame Red hot bods, they're all the same Nothing in between the ears Just lots of space - six cans of beer To fuck…

 Lock Down 

 Guttermouth | 13 năm trước
No matter how i try and try The dirt land on my head The push and shove of daily life The stupid thing i've said Have left me wishing i…

 Marks Ark 

 Guttermouth | 13 năm trước
Why? don't vegans have cows for pets? Why? don't they keep them in their apartments? Rights take a chimp to vote in '96 My god cows are smart as a…

 Musical Monkey 

 Guttermouth | 13 năm trước
I've got a fanzine So i should know Everything bout every band I turned punk 2 years ago I tell my subjects I'm d.i.y. I'll your band a sellout &…

 No Such Thing 

 Guttermouth | 13 năm trước
Wrap your legs around me baby I'll fill you with my love I'll be pullin' out my power pole girlie And show you what it does> most girls are afraid…

 Old Glory 

 Guttermouth | 13 năm trước
American flag waving high Protecting it i want to die I don't know about you man But i'd rather die Than live under communist rules Let 'em go ahead and…

 Perfect World 

 Guttermouth | 13 năm trước
If i lived in a perfect world I would spend my days lying in the sun The party never ends in a perfect world If your life has hit the…

 Power Up 

 Guttermouth | 13 năm trước
The son of god once showed his face Upon my tortilla Since that day, my faith's renewed He won't let me faulter He guides me down a golden path He…

 She's Got The Look 

 Guttermouth | 13 năm trước
She likes to read i like tv She's checking out my good friend steve She likes a beer i like a shot Her parents think i'm selling pot She likes…

 Steak (the Underwater Version) 

 Guttermouth | 13 năm trước
When will my ship come in? man i really gotta know Cause i'm tired at living at the y with 50 other guys That smell like frenchmen Necesidad un bistek…