She likes to read i like tv
She's checking out my good friend steve
She likes a beer i like a shot
Her parents think i'm selling pot

She likes the boys in the band
She goes and plays in the strand
When i take pictures in public she complains
The pictures of my life gone down the drain

I like to drive she likes to walk
She caught me jackin in my sock
I like a drink she likes a dance
I'm drunk again i cut my pants

She likes the boys in the band
I like the surf she likes the sand
When i come home late she's got the look
im talking 'bout that jordache look

For you i'd do it, just for you i'd do it
I would wash my car, get a job
Odor eaters, promise just for you i'd do it
For you for you, for you for you
For you for you, for you for you

I guess our eyes will never meet
Mark please put down the toilet seat
She likes to kiss, i'd rather fuck
And all her friends think i'm a smuck
(a shmuck! x3)

She did the boys in the band
I guess i'll be a single man
I used to want to sleep and she'd complain
The pictures of my life washed down the drain

I'll wash my car, get a job
Odor eaters, i'll recycle all my beer cans
Like i promised i would do
I will cancel my subscription to jugs and ....
Just for you i'd do it

I'll wash my car, get a job
Odor eaters, promise i'll recycle all my beer cans
Like i promised i would do
I will cancel my subscription to jugs and ....
Just for you i'd do it

For you for you, for you for you
For you for you, for you for you