Có 70 tác phẩm của tác giả Bif Naked

 32 Fuetes 

 Bif Naked | 13 năm trước
Okay, trivia question #152. name the ballet in which the principal lead dancer, female, does 32 fuetes. i'm expecting an answer from you. i already know. the answer. to the…

 Alcoholor Comedy 

 Bif Naked | 13 năm trước
My life was comedy. quitting drinking was the easiest thing i've ever done. i have never looked back. i simply cannot understand why the hell i waited so long! unmanageable…

 Alphabet Poem 

 Bif Naked | 13 năm trước
Anxiety Breathless Cunt Damn Excitement Fucking Goodness Heaven Interesting Jitters Kitten Love Mine Never Open Pussy Quite Restless Stay This Understanding Vitality Willing Xcuses Yes Zany

 Anything 

 Bif Naked | 13 năm trước
i used to follow you and your friends to the ice rink the back of your skidoo made me all wet (from snow) you'd pat me on the head as…

 Canadians 

 Bif Naked | 13 năm trước
Jim carrey is a canadian K.d lang is a canadian Martin short is a canadian Pierre trudeau is a canadian Micheal j. fox is a canadian Leslie neilson is a…

 Chotee 

 Bif Naked | 13 năm trước
i was just outa high school in my first band: i married my drummer. our love was grand. i thought it was forever - 'til death do us part. then…

 Dawn 

 Bif Naked | 13 năm trước
For you I'm a good for nothing woman: Red lips, red leaves. Fall on my knees like autumn. I miss cigarettes every single day of my life. When you make…

 Everything 

 Bif Naked | 13 năm trước
my mother gave me one more reason not to call you on the phone. she told me, "chase girls like that all yer life and you'll wind up alone." i…

 Gig Tits 

 Bif Naked | 13 năm trước
Cursed nightmare Beaming headlights No help for them, no hope for them Jumping, bouncing, black - eye giving Not a sport Supoort Fuck all will assist my swollen, tender ouchy…

 Half A Day A Week 

 Bif Naked | 13 năm trước
I have found a lack of sympathy for my chemically dependent brothers and sisters. it disturbs me, my eye-rolling attitude. i search through my studies of gods. i search for…

 Alcohol Is The Root 

 Bif Naked | 13 năm trước
I know this is gonna sound...kinda bad, but i really have to say, and this is kinda what i believe, alcohol is the root of all evil. don't worry, it's…

 All You Ever Do 

 Bif Naked | 13 năm trước
All you ever do is complain Some trivial event has you in agony again Why stay so full of frustration When all you need to do is change your situation…

 Any Day Now 

 Bif Naked | 13 năm trước
anyday, now... it's gonna start - my real life. and anyday, now: everything is gonna be all right... anyday, now: life's gonna get real good. and somehow: life'll be like…

 Calling All 

 Bif Naked | 13 năm trước
Calling all sexual predators! calling all sexual predators! come to canada and rape! come to canada and rape! three to fiiive, three to fiiive, three to fiive, three to fiiiive.…

 Choking On The Truth 

 Bif Naked | 13 năm trước
Sucking on a sucker running down the alley away from worthlessness. It's dusk. The lovely, pink sky eggs me on. Thinking of you, I roll this candy on my tongue.…

 Daddy's Getting Married 

 Bif Naked | 13 năm trước
my mama followed her lover to india the mongoose and the roti walla on your front porch tear me from a growling tiger's mouth from then on i'm in love:…

 Dress 

 Bif Naked | 13 năm trước
On the t.v. rosanne is all upset because she has to go to some dumb party with dan and she has absolutely nothing to wear and dan isn't very sympathetic…

 Factory Hot Rod 

 Bif Naked | 13 năm trước
You're a goddamn factory hot rod Everything about you is premeditated You're really loud and you're really fast You're hung soo proud but¡­will ya last? You think when they made…

 Goodbye 

 Bif Naked | 13 năm trước
Smoke another cigarette and think about what to do. Don't think you're gonna like to hear this But i'm not coming home to you. I met my love in amsterdam…

 Hold On 

 Bif Naked | 13 năm trước
Baby, I'm angry. Baby, I'm scared. We're living in a dark time. And nobody cares. Baby, I'm tired. Life isn't fair. You are the only one, who will always be…