I was down on my luck tired or working for my bucks
So i bought a one way ticket on a 40 foot long bus
This can't be happening to me
I think it just a dream
Halfway there i saw the glare
This place is fuckin heaven

I believe, believe in god
Before i found las vegas i'd say burn that synagogue
Now i believe, believe in god
In just one night i saw the light
So grab a cab and hold on tight

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I used to feel so lost no gambling in my life
Now there's no turning back id even bet my wife
This can't be happening to me
I'm losing everything
I say dear lord i'll steal a ford
And put it down on red

I believe, believe in god
To you it's just jesus christ to me it's jesus keno
I believe, believe in god
Fuck my health i just want wealth
And ceasar is my leader yea

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Evil i don't see no
My son's now named casino
Ask me why god lives here
You know i'll just say bingo
I'm making it a point to place a bet at every joint
Drink more booze i just can't lose
This place is fuckin heaven

I believe, believe in god
It didn't take me much
I went there on a hunch
I believe, believe in god
Lucky number seven take me straight to heaven

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