Sit around and watch the tube, but nothings on
Change the channel for an hour or two
Twiddle my thumbs just for a bit
I'm sick of all the same old shit
In a house with unlocked doors
And I'm fucking lazy

Chorus:
Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn bored i'm going blind
and i smell like shit

Peel me off this velcro seat
and get me moving
I sure as hell can't do it by myself
I'm feeling like a dog in heat
Barred indoors from the summer street
I locked the door to my own cell
And i lost the key
(Repeat chorus)

I got no motivation
Where is my motivation
No time for motivation
Smoking my inspiration

Sit around and watch the phone
But no one's calling
Call me pathetic, call me what you will
My mother says to get a job,
But she don't like the one she's got
When masturbations lost it's fun,
You're fucking breathing(Repeat chorus x2)