Baby since you left me i've found someone new
She thinks i'm perfect i swear
She likes my body, my class, and my charm
She says i've got a confident air
She respects my ambition, thinks i'm talented too
But she's in love with an image time is bound to see through

Chorus:
You know me better than that
You know the me that gets lazy an fat
How moody i can be
All my insecurities
You've seen me lose all my charm
You know i was raised on a farm
Oh she tells her i'm perfect
And that i love her cat
But you know me better than that

I miss picnics and blue jeans and buckets of beer
Now it's ballet and symphony hall
I'm in culture clean up to my ears
It's like wearn' a shoe that's too small
Oh i caught her with an issue of brides magazine
Starin' at dresses and pickin' out rings

Repeat chorus

Oh she tells her friends i'm perfect
And that i love that cat
Oh, but you know me better than that