Well i heard john say, "man, she's my gal"
I heard another say, "man, she my pal"
Well john jumped up, then he screamed
"well-she's may gal, man, and that i mean"

Well, who-who, who slapped john?
Who-who, who slapped john?
Baby, who slapped john when the lights went low-oh?
Who-who, who slapped john?
(jump...go cats go, all you cats cool it, etc.)

Well, the lights went on, then went off
John got slapped tryin' to hold his own
Well, who-who, who slapped john?
Who-who, who slapped john?
Baby, who slapped john when the lights went low-oh?
Who-who, who slapped john? (jump...more of dickie's adlibs)

Well i heard john say, "man, she's my gal"
I heard another say, "man, she my pal"
Well john jumped up, then he screamed
"she's may gal, man, and that i mean"

Well, who-who, who slapped john?
Who-who, who slapped john?
Baby, who slapped john when the lights were low-oh?
Who-who, who slapped john?
(jump...go-go-go john go, etc.)

Well, the lights went on, then went off
John got slapped tryin' to hold his own
Well, who-who, who slapped john?
Who-who, who slapped john?
Baby, who slapped john when the lights went low-oh?
Who-who, who slapped john?