Well the lord must have had his day of when i was born
He went to bed closed his eyes and had some fun
Mummy sad she wanted me and i was welcome
Daddy gave his sperm and it was done
The first thing that i saw was white
The nurse cam with the scissors and said: it's a boy
The doctor hit my ass, said come on cry
And then i started to scream and i was alive

Ooh ooh i was dead before i was born

And now i'm here and i don't know why
Cause i wasn't asked at all