Frank zappa (guitar, octave bass, percussion)
Ian underwood (piano, organus maximus, clarinet, saxophone)
Captain beefheart (vocals)
Don "sugar cane" harris (violin)
John guerin (drums)
Max bennet (bass)

I'm a little pimp with my hair gassed back
Pair a khaki pants with my shoe shined black

Got a little lady ... walk the street
Tellin' all the boy that she cain't be beat

Twenny dollah bill ( i can set you straight )
Meet me onna corner boy'n don't be late

Man in a suit with a bow-tie neck
Wanna buy a grunt with a third party check

Standin' onna porch of the lido hotel
Floozies in the lobby love the way i sell:

Hot meat
Hot rats
Hot cats
Hot ritz
Hot roots
Hot soots
Hot zitz
Hot meat
Hot rats
Hot cats
Hot zitz
Hot roots
Hot soots