Frank zappa (guitar, piano, lead vocals)
Billy mundi (drums, vocals, yak)
Bunk gardner (woodwinds)
Roy estrada (electric bass, vocals)
Don preston (retired)
Jimmy carl black (drums, trumpet, vocals)
Ian underwood (piano, woodwinds)
Motorhead sherwood (soprano, baritone saxophone)
Suzy creamcheese (telephone)
Dick barber (snorks)

I'm gonna tell you the way it is
And i'm not gonna be kind or easy
Your whole attitude stinks, i say
And the life you lead is completely empty
You paint your head
Your mind is dead
You don't even know what i just said

That's you: american
Womanhood!
You're phony on top
Phony underneath
You lay in bed & grit your teeth
Madge, i want your body!
Harry, get back!
Madge, it's not merely
Physical!
Harry, you're a beast!
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Madge... i couldn't help it
...i... doggone it!