Mark volman (vocals)
Howard kaylan (vocals)
Ian underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)
Aynsley dunbar (drums)
George duke (keyboards, trombone)
Martin lickert (bass)
Ruth underwood (orchestra drum set)
Jim pons (vocals)


Female soprano:
Why don't you strap on this here bunch of cardboard boxes daddy-o?

Chorus:
Joy of my desiring

Female soprano:
You certainly look suave and get me hot.

Chorus:
Hot hot. get me hot

Female soprano:
And horny.
If there's one thing i really get off on,
It's a nun suit painted on some old boxes.

Chorus:
Some old melodies.

Female soprano:
Four-four... an aura

Chorus:
An areola

Female soprano:
Pink gums. stumpy gray teeth.

Chorus:
Dental floss.

Female soprano:
Gets me hot. want to watch a dental hygiene movie?