Mark volman (vocals)
Howard kaylan (vocals)
Ian underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)
Aynsley dunbar (drums)
George duke (keyboards, trombone)
Martin lickert (bass)
Ruth underwood (orchestra drum set)
Jim pons (vocals)


Theodor bikel:
Ladies and gentlemen!

Chorus:
200 motels

Theodor bikel:
200 motels.. life on the road.

Theodor bikel:
Ladies and gentlemen! and here he is..
Who?
Larry the dwarf.
Larry likes to dress up funny. tonight he's dressed up like frank zappa.
Let's ask him "what's the deal?"