<both> we've got nothin', got nothin' in common, just nothin' in common
<keely> my darling, at all
<keely> i love the opera, i detest the best pop
<frank> can't stand the opera, i like music that bops
<keely> we're not fated, not heaven-created
<frank> we're really mis-mated, our chances are small
<both> let's part, be real smart and not start with this romance
<keely> 'cause outside of both having stars in our eyes
<frank> and outside of sighing the same kind of sighs
<both> we've got nothin' in common at all

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<both> we've got nothin', got nothin' in common, just nothin' in common
<frank> it never could last
<frank> i love picasso, he's all style and he's all flair
<keely> i've seen picasso and i think he's a square
<keely> our two goals are apart as the poles are
<frank> as lovers our roles are completely miscast
<both> let's make a clean break and not take any chances
<frank> 'cause outside of thinking you're something divine
<keely> and outside of wanting your lips close to mine
<both> we've got nothin' in common
<both> we've got nothin' in common at all

Spoken by frank: "waiter, separate checks."