I want to ask you fellows
Why do you shut me out?
When i've driven every place that they call land
I talk plain talk
I've seen the moon sitting on the road
And i don't eat no chateaubriand

And i drive my car
Under same stars
Where the miles are
Come back i demand
Dear gentlemen
Please let me in
I don't know how i can
Make you understand
I'm a pure denizen of the citizens band [4x]

Hey friend you know what i'd do
If i was making the bucks
I'd move into a place
Where all they had was trucks
'cause there's one thing i can't stand
There's one thing that i cannot stand
One thing i cannot stand
Can't stand
Cannot stand
Can't stand