By j. j. cale

Well i can't read and i can't write
And i don't know my left from right.

I can't tell if the sun's gonna shine
And i don't know if you'll ever be mine,
But i'll make love to you any old time at all.

I can't swim and i can't fly,
I ain't no fish, ain't a bird in the sky.

Chorus

I can't count from one to ten,
And i don't know the shape i'm in.

Chorus