(words & music by nelson - burch)
Well i can see that you and yoga will never do

Yoga is as yoga does there's no in-between
Your either with it on the ball or you've blown the scene
I can see lookin' at you, you just can't get settled
How can i even move, twistin' like a pretzel

(yoga is, yoga does)
(there's no in-between)
(your either with it all the way) or you've blown the scene
(or you've blown the scene)

Come on come on, untwist my legs
Pull my arms a lot
How did i get so tied up
In this yoga knot
You tell me just how i can take this yoga serious
When all it ever gives to me is a pain in my posteriors

(yoga is, yoga does)
(there's no in-between)
(your either with it all the way) or you've blown the scene
(or you've blown the scene)

Stand upside down on your head, feet against the wall
A simple yoga exercise done by one and all
Now cross your eyes and hold your breath, look just like a clown
Yoga's sure to catch you if you come falling down

(yoga is, yoga does)
(there's no in-between)
(your either with it all the way) or you've blown the scene
(or you've blown the scene)

(yoga is, yoga does)
(there's no in-between)
(your either with it all the way) or you've blown the scene
(or you've blown the scene)