It won't help to tune away
Every station's bound to play
The radio's been wasted

When you go to sleep at night
I'll be there to do you right
This song will make you dull

I'm a virus upon man
Forget me if you can
I'll crawl inside your head
When you're sound asleep in bed
I'm a virus upon man
Forget me if you can
I'll make you sing along
To this unavailing song

It's a radiation thing
And television's king
This tune won't let you rest

Just close your eyes and hum
Ignore that you look dumb
A theme that won't let go

Retain your sanity
Escape this melody
When inside your head
Won't let go until you're¡­