Buzzbomb buzzbomb macho-mobile
The road's my slave, that's how i feel
I cruise alone, i cruise real far
Shoo young punk! i love my car

Cross nevada at a 110
Highway 50 and there's nobody there
Sign says, 'next sign 30 miles!'¡­

My pension comes¡º
Each penny saved buys more escape from home
I'd rather carouse around all day
Than move into a home

Plow through rest area san-o-lets
Splat goes the lonely salesman
Still wanking in the men's room¡­

Buzzbomb buzzbomb tape up loud
Lawrence welk cranked up to 10
Faster faster in my car

Buzzbomb is my pride and joy
King of the trailer court
Waiting for a nice young man
Who'll love me for my car

Who tells me why i'm cool
Tells me just what i like
When i pretend he's here

Shred through palm springs across the golf course
Cops 'round here scratching their heads
Flashing sirens, state patrol¡­uh oh

They're scuffing up the side of my car
They're shooting out my tires
This ain't no way to go to heaven
Buzzbomb cornered at the 7-11