(lyrics scabies, music captain)

I'll be the ticket if you're my collector

I've got the fare if you're my inspector

I'll be the luggage, if you'll be the porter

I'll be the parcel if you'll be my sorter



(chorus)

Just for you here's a love song

Just for you here's a love song

And it makes me glad to say

It's been a lovely day

And it's okay



I'll be the mail, you'll be the guard

I'll be the ink on your season ticket card

I'll be the rubbish, you'll be the bin

I'll be the paint on the sign if you'll be the tin



(chorus)

(chorus)

Its okay

Its okay