Ah miss g mary won't you c please g come home from d(7) china.
Bring a g bottle of whisky and a c tin cup g for your d(7) teeth.
Em don't you sneak d into the g back door c wearing some d(7) disguise.
Em knock on the d front door in g view of the c temperance d(7) guild.

Ah miss mary won't you please come home cause i miss ya.
Your old spinster sister don't always give good advice.
Look at her she's in love with that drunken bandy-legged sheriff.
He'll unzip her pantsuit, but never leave his fat wife

Chorus:
Ah miss em mary won't you b please come home from c china.
A come home from g china.
D come home from c china am6.

Repeat chorus

Now that fake old beatnik poet the volunteer fireman.
He don't care if you come, he don't like i do.
He's in love with his dog and all his volunteer fireman.
And he is afraid to let the end of his versus rhyme.

Repeat chorus x2

Em