I saw a face in the shower door
Cowboy smile
Came and faded
I reached for my towel on the floor
I didn't think it was exactly where i'd laid it

You don't scare me, you don't scare me, i said
To whatever it was floating in the air about my bed
He knew i understand
He was the ghost of a texas ladies' man.

I reached to turn out the light
He wouldn't let me get near it
He seemed so glad to see a woman in the flesh
And i really liked his spirit

You don't scare me you don't scare me i cried
To my ectoplasmic lover from the other side
He knew i understand
He was the ghost of a texas ladies' man