Tác giả : Chumbawamba
Người đăng : administrator, 14 năm trước
British champion for fifty years 
Easily beats all his challengers 
Bored of always being the best 
He'd rather be like all the rest 
Miscuing shots and fluffing smashes 
Missing the table and losing matches 
Now with pressure from above 
He was forced to carry on 
"you're the best, don't you want to win?" 
To which he replied with a cheeky grin 
"i'm bored of always being the best 
I'd rather be like all the rest!" 
Desmond rebelled, now he plays for fun 
He loses a game now and then 
He enjoys it, though, playing for pleasure 
Without the competition, without the pressure 
Miscuing shots and fluffing smashes 
Missing the table and losing matches