(c.w. mccall, bill fries, chip davis)

Ev'ry evenin', when the sun goes down
And nobody can see me
I get my chevy an' i cruise around
Makin' love on my cb
I say, "breaker broker for the wolfman, baby
We lookin' for red ridin' hoods
We definitely wants to modulate
We on the side, in the woods"

[chorus]
Two-way lovin'
That's all i want to doo-woo-woo
Two-way lovin'
That's all i ever want to doo-oo-oo-oo-oo

An' she say "my, what a big pair of ears you have."

[chorus]
Mama wants an eighty-eight

Now the other evenin' i was all alone
Wasn't nothin' to do
I called my baby on my microphone
Says, "hello, where is you?"
She said her twenty was a-grandma's place
(which is down in the woods)
I ask her do she want to modulate?
Like a good hood should

[chorus]
Love me baby, hold me tight
Kiss me with your little mike
Don't you turn your squelch on me
Two-way lovin'
That's all i ever want to doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo

Doo-doo?
She say, "my, what a big 10-4 you have, baby"

[chorus]
Mama hold your mike up tight
Daddy treat your beaver right
Gonna modulate all night