'Frankly, Seaman Staines, I don't give a damn.'

Oh, oh
Oh, oh

'Down the throat.'

Oh, oh

'I'm straight and normal.'

Oh, oh, oh, oh

'Dive! Dive!'

Put an opening shot across your bows
Got tunnel vision, mmm, pull the sheets in now
Let 'em flap, oooh, let 'em rip
This man o' war gonna sink your ship (eoww)

Gonna blow you midships
Gonna dive tonight
There's no release till you're deep down inside

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Davy Jones gonna keep your bones
No Monkee business, now you're on your own
Turn your stern and cover me
We're rolling swell, just an old sea dog like me

Gonna blow you midships
Gonna dive tonight
There's no release when you're d-d-d-d-deep down inside

Dive! Dive! Dive!
Dive! Dive! Dive!
Dive! Dive! Dive!
No muff too tuff, we dive at five

Seaman Staines is down below
Torpedoes loaded, he's ready to go
Wait to discharge, waiting to release
('It's a mouth, sir.')
As she rounded the horn, we came up from below

Gonna blow you midships
Gonna dive tonight
There's no release when you're deep down inside

Dive! Dive! Dive!
Dive! Dive! Dive!
Dive! Dive! Dive!
No muff too tuff, we dive at five

'Dive! Dive!'

Oh, oh
Oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh

C'mon, c'mon, Dive! Dive! Dive!
Yeah, Dive! Dive! Dive!
C'mon, babe! Dive! Dive! Dive!
No muff too tuff, we dive at five

'Dive! Dive!'

Dive! Dive! Dive!
Sink it slow
Dive! Dive! Dive!
Sink it deep
Dive! Dive! Dive!
No muff too tuff, we dive at five

'Dive! Dive!'

(laughs)
Are ya cuttin'?

'Seaman Staines, consider yourself discharged.'