I think i love to watch you laughing
In fact i love to watch you do anything
And yes i do feel this thing happening
But you'll have to excuse me girl
'cause my taxi's waiting
Although i do

Yes i do
I love you in my own twisted ways

One day god walked on old mount royal
Just to dream up the human form
Threw stones and cans and comic books in a kettle
And you came out like a shining goddess heavy metal
Say it's just too bad some hearts don't settle
And the pipes are leaking and you feel like leaving
Yeah, we heard this one before
I said, ¡°dear god, buddy, now don't you meddle¡±
'cause i've got my own little twisted ways of showing you that i do

Yes i do
I love you in my own twisted ways

And sing it
Like we used to sing

See kermit the frog was one day daydreaming
Thinking about himself at a red light
With that it-ain't-easy-being-greenin'
And the cars behind him kept honking and honking
And kermit's last words as he flipped the bird
Was, ¡°damn you muppets just keep on taking!¡±
See i've got my own things now so stop tooting
I do my lily pad jumping
Miss piggy bumping
Lotta miss piggys and that's all good
And i'm gonna turn this red light
Into a block party
So we can get down in basics of what?

Rainbow connecting

Yes i do
I love you in my own twisted ways