Goin' home, late last night
Suddenly i got a fright
Yeah i looked through the window and surprised what i saw
Fairy boots were dancing' with a dwarf,

All right now!

Fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me
Yeah i saw it, i saw it, i tell you no lies
Yeah fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me
I saw it, i saw it with my own two eyes,

Well all right now!

So i went to the doctor
See what he could give me
He said "son, son, you've gone too far.
'cause smokin' and trippin' is all that you do."