Hey jack...i know what your thinking. that now's
As good as any to start drinking. hey
Scotty...yeah...what's it gonna be? a gin &
Tonic sounds might mighty good to me.


Man i know i gotta go it's the same thing every
Time, but i don't think another drinks' gonna
Make me lose my mind. so i think about my
Next drink, and it's you & me and the bottle
Makes 3 tonight.


Well i know this cat named mo. he wanders to
And fro. his and my favorite waterin' hole. i said
Hey mo, "how you doing, where have you
Been?"
He said, "i've been fine with my whiskey, wine
And gin."


Man i know i gotta go it's the same thing every
Time, but i don't think another drinks' gonna
Make me lose my mind. so i think about my
Next drink, and it's you & me and the bottle
Makes 3 tonight.