I'm always a flop at a top-notch affair,
But i've still got my health, so what do i care?
My best ring, alas, is a glass solitaire,
But i still got my health, so what do i care?

By fashion and foppery, i'm never discussed.
Attending the opry, my box would be a bust.
I never shall have that park avenue aire,
But i'm in such health, why should i care?

The hip that i shake doesn't make people stare,
But i got such health, what do i care?
The sight of my props never stops a thoroughfare,
But i still got my health, so what do i care?

Your face is your fortune, so some wise men spoke.
My face is my fortune, that's why i'm totally broke.
My ship ain't come in, but i grin while i bear,
'cause i got my vitamins:
A, b, c, d, e, f, g, h
I still have my.
Got no diamonds, got no wealth.
I got no men, but i got my health.