I woke up this morning and i felt sick
There's something inside me
I felt it kick
Something's gone wrong
Something's gone wrong
I got a bad headache
I got the shakes
Nothing seems to sooth this tummy ache
Could it be so
No it can't be so

Steven page is having a baby
Steven page is having a baby
They said boys could never give birth

I´m feeling kinda special that i'm the one
To bring the world a daughter
Or maybe a son
Well either's just fine
As long as they're mine
And if it's a boy i'll call him godon
And if it's a girl i'll call her gordon
I just like the name gordon

Steven page is having a baby
Steven page is having a baby
They said boys could never give birth

Steven page is playing a solo
Steven page is playing a solo
They said steve could never play jazz

And now it's time for the big morality quiz
Cause i don't know just who the father is
But i don't mind because all i want is a baby
All i want is a kid
Well maybe it's crazy, it might sound dumb
But will i be a daddy or will i be mum
Just call me steve
Just call me steve
And where will it come out when i give birth
Should i sell my story, how much is it worth
You won't belive, you just wouldn't believe

You won´t believe it really

Steven page is having a baby
Steven page is having a baby
They said boys could never give birth