I took a showgirl
For my bride
Thought my life
Would be right
Took her bowling
Got her high
Got myself a showgirl bride

Took a job on the side
In a health shop
Keeps me well
Got my mantra for life
Got my karma
And a showgirl bride

All my life
All her life
All our life
I married a showgirl
That’s for life

She cant work
In the wintertime
I cant work any time now
Go to libraries all the while
Looking for a notice
Looking for a name

All my life
All her life
All our life
I married a showgirl
That’s for life

I took a showgirl
For my bride
Sprinkled stardust
On my wife
Took her bowling
Got her high
Got myself a showgirl bride
Don’t you recognise us?