Sack the maid - put her in chains until
She say's that it's painless and i
Couldn't care less

Twenty years
Married to a lazy lover
Twenty years
Mixing alcohol and downers
Sack the maid
For dealing in state propoganda
Sack the state

What would your common lover do
Beat the daylights out of you?
It's a national threat
Married to a lazy lover
Against the west
Married to a lazy lover
I could teach him how to drink
But he just threw up in the sink

The man from the ministy
Didn't have to say
That your lover's on the shelf
Would he bite the bit
Or split my lip?
Anyway this marraige is annulled