Blah, blah, blah, the v chip on my tongue's gone berserk. one channel left, i hope you like my talk show network. can dress me up, can't take me out, i'll make you squirm, without a doubt.
I say what i feel, it gets me into trouble. i feel what i say, i don't care anyway. i do what i like, it doesn't make me humble. i like what i do, it's just my attitude.

Steve austin & i both have bionic mouths. his saves the world, mine just spews whatever out. sometimes my foot gets really stuck inside my mouth, i don't give a fuck.

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Hey badabing, hey badaboom!! my lines don't come on silver spoons. you don't get refunds when you buy my brand of etiquette.

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