I'm a shark, i'm a shark,
A killer of the ocean,
I'm a shark, i'm a shark,
And silently i strike.
I'm a shark, i'm a shark,
I'm dumber than a tree,
I only have three thoughts and they are: eat, swim, ...eat.

(he's a shark, he's a shark,)
I was swimming in the ocean,
(he's a shark, he's a shark,)
I got picked up by a boat.
A team of lonely fishermen sold me to a park,
And now my name is billy, i'm a theme park shark.

Billy, the themepark shark,
Performing tricks for tourists that have payed five bucks a head.
Billy, the themepark shark,
He looks just like a killer, but he's too well-fed.

The sight of bloodworms put him in a feeding frenzy,
Now it means that it's time to clean the pool...

I'm a shark, i'm a shark,
I'm swimming in a pool,
I'm a shark, i'm a shark,
I don't have to fight for food,
I get three meals a day, and some extra on the weekend
And i'm the only shark i know who has a dental plan.
Who has a dental plan.

(he's a shark, he's a shark,)
And i'm a big attraction.
(he's a shark, he's a shark,)
They love to watch me jump,
I've been the star for years and i've never been for sale,
At least until the owners think they need a killer whale.

Billy, the themepark shark,
Jumping out football nets suspended overhead,
Billy, the themepark shark,
He looks just like a killer, but he's too well-fed.

I'm a shark, i'm a shark,
But i'm not in my natural habitat,
He's fat and old and lazy,
But i'm happy you're here.
I really hope these activists don't free billy,
Cuz out there in the wild, i'd be dead.

The sight of bloodworms put him in a feeding frenzy,
Now it means that it's time to clean the pool.

Billy, the themepark shark
Performing tricks for tourists that have payed five bucks a head,
Billy, the themepark shark,

He looks just like a killer, in the wild, he'd be dead.

Oh, billy, (billy) billy, (billy)
The number one attraction of an aqua petting zoo.
Billy, (billy) billy, (billy)
The poster fish of tourism iowa!