The night before the funeral, i got some - i sneaked a young girl up the stairs and past my mum.
I took off her clothes and i played with her bits and she did the same but it took ages for me to come.
Too drunk and getting old...

It was a lovely show for a god i don't believe in.
I couldn't sing a single note at the service.
When they did "how great thou art" all i could think of was my old l.p. of hymns by elvis.
There's no such thing as sin...

I said to laura, "i hope i know you forever and when i'm going, i'm going the viking way. lay me in a boat with my favourite things and set me on fire and send me on my way. kick me out to
."