I saw a lady and she was naked
I saw a lady she had no clothes on
Seen her in the corridor
Lying on her back on the floor
Why she want to pick on me?
She was -- naked

I saw a lady and she was naked
I saw a lady she had no clothes on
I had a good look through the crack
Footmarks up her back
How did they get there?
She was naked -- naked

I saw a lady and she was naked
I saw a lady she had no clothes on
Now she's looking at me
What's that rope i see?
I don't like the look of those boots
She was naked -- naked

I don't wanna seem crude but she was nude
Nude -- nude -- nude --nude