In the morning
And in the evening
When you think
You're alone
Too many hours
In your apartment
Has made me
Hard as a stone

I've tried to crack you
I told you you're the one
But you must have thought
That i have gone
I told you a lotta lies
Just to get laid
But your heart is
Hard as a stone

You're vicious
But i'm a man
I'm gonna do
What i can
To remain
Hard as a stone

That little pigeon
Where did you find her
I had to break her
Every bone
Eleven hours
In your pool
No longer
Hard as a stone

She was delicious
Now i'm the star
If you wanna be
What you are
You've gotta be
Hard as a stone
Hard as a stone
Ha-ha-ha-hard as a stone

You're mean
But i'm a man
It's not exactly
What i planned
But it seems
I'm hard as a stone
I'm hard as a stone
Seems i'm hard as a stone