Damn all these muthafuckers in here

-Right, right

Can you believe this shit?

-Mmm, man

All these muthafuckers claimin' to be R. Kelly

-Shit

What they don't know is, that I'm R. Kelly

-Mmm, that's a damn shame

You know what I'm sayin'?

Look at that muthafucker over there

He ain't got no teeth (I'm R. Kelly, I'm R. Kelly)

What's the fuck is he tryin' to prove? (I'm R. Kelly, I'm R. Kelly)

-I dunno... shit

This is a muh'fuckin' joke

Okay, now would the real R. Kelly, please stand up

(Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout)

(Nigga you ain't no R. Kelly)...