I woke up the other night lying on the floor
Right beside someone I've never seen before
She said my name's Juliet
And Romeo you ain't
Thats another good reason not to drink


Thats another good reason not to drink
When I'm sober I'm almost a saint
If I keep going on like this
I'll end up like ole Hank
Thats another good reason not to drink


I cant go see my best friend
He said stay away
Just because of what I said on his wedding day
You oughta call her sherman
Cause she looks just like a tank

Thats another good reason not to drink


Thats another good reason not to drink
When I'm sober I'm almost a saint
If I keep going on like this
I'll end up like ole Hank
Thats another good reason not to drink


I'm gonna sue the city bout that policeman
Last night as I left the bar he stepped right on my hand
He said 'Are you drunk or blind?'
I said 'Let me think'.

Thats another good reason not to drink


Thats another good reason not to drink
When I'm sober I'm almost a saint
If I keep going on like this
I'll end up like ole Hank
Thats another good reason not to drink


Baby let me in I'm freezing
Another good reason not to drink