They say not to have too much fun

They say not to get too much sun

Democrat, Republican

I guess I'm screwed, I'm neither one

Don't say 'hell', say 'what the heck'

Do what's politically correct

Don't pray in school, but have safe sex

Isn't that what they expect?



Who are they?

Yeah you know what they say

Who are they?

Someone I gotta pay

Who are they?

They're probably living in LA

And I don't care anyway

Who are they?



They probably own the Village Voice

The Nashville Scene, The People's Choice

To me it's all a bunch of noise

Decided on by funny boys

They say who does and don't belong

They say our hair's too short or long

They say who's right and who is wrong

As if we'll all just come along



Who are they?

Yeah you know what they say

Who are they?

Someone I gotta pay

Who are they?

They're probably living in LA

And I don't care anyway

Who are they?



Well I wonder if they've got a life

A broken car and two ex-wives

Do they drink beer on Friday night

I wonder if they like to fight

And I wonder if they've got a soul

Or if they like their rock-and-roll

Where do they live, I've got to know

So I can tell them off

Or where to go



Who are they?

Yeah you know what they say

Who are they?

Someone I gotta pay

Who are they?

They're probably living in LA

And I don't care anyway

Who are they?