What you say girl, you see what is wrong
You must be joking, you was led along
But the butler, the baker, the laughing cavalier
Will tell me now, who's been sleeping here

I want to know
Tell me, baby, who's been sleeping

What you say girl, who'd you see that night
I was doing, doing something right
Oh, the soldier, the sailor and then there's the three muskateers
Yes, they'll now tell me now, who's been sleeping here

Did I ever tell you, I wanna know
Hey baby, who's been sleeping

Don't you look like, like a goldilocks
There must be somewhere, somewhere you can stop
Yes, there's the noseless old newsboy, the old british brigadier
But you'll tell me now, who's been sleeping here

Who's been eating, eating off my plate
Who will tell me, who'll investigate
There's the seargeants, the soldiers, the cruel old grenadier
But they'll tell me now, who's been sleeping here

'Cause I want to know who's been sleeping right here
Was it your mummy, your daddy, who's been sleeping here
Was it your auntie, your uncle, who's been sleeping here
Was it your boyfriend, your girlfriend, who's been sleeping here
Alright, who's been sleeping here