I had a friend once
He took some acid
Now he thinks he's a fire hydrant
It's okay until pisses on your lighter
Kinda smells
Kinda cool
Kinda funny anyway

Satan
Satan
Satan

I had a friend once
He took some ectasy
Tried to marry me
And every one in the room
He was sort of loving
Kinda caring
Kinda tried to fuck my lazy boy
It got a bit messy
All over the curtains
Arm chair covers
Throw pillows
And carpeting

Satan
Satan
Satan