Hello, my name is Johnny
Well hello, my name is Johnny
I, like to explain myself
And I, like to complain in vain
Sweet little boy, Johnny!
Sweet little boy, JOHNNY!

Let me show you the way to lie
Let me show you the way to lie
Let me help you explain your mind
When I help you explain your mind

Hello, my name is Roger
Well hello, my name is Roger
I, like to proclaim myself
A God, and likely ordain myself
Sweet little boy, Roger!
Sweet little boy, ROGER!

Let me show you the way to lie
Let me show you the way to lie
Let me help you explain your mind
When I help you explain your mind
Let me show you the way to lie
Let me show you the way to lie
Let me help you explain your mind
When I help you explain your mind

Sweet little boy, Johnny
Sweet little boy, HELLO IT'S ROGER!

Let me show you the way to lie
Let me show you the way to lie
Let me help you explain your mind
When I help you explain your mind
Let me show you the way to lie
Let me show you the way to lie
Let me help you explain your mind
When I help you explain your mind