I want to fuck a dog in the ass
he wants to fuck a dog in the ass
I want to fuck a dog
that's right kids

i tried to fuck your mom in the ass
tried to fuck your dad in the ass
could only find a dog.....in his ass

we wanna fuck a dog in the ass
we wanna fuck a dog in the ass
we wanna fuck a dog

i tried to fuck a fuckin pirate in the ass
(pirate says "Ay, me and my first matey ya scurvy curr")
tried to fuck a fucking pirate
but i found a dog
(pirate says "Ay that was no pirate man that was my own sister.")
(Mark says "It's a Mexican pirate.")

we wanna fuck a dog in the ass
we wanna fuck a dog in the ass
wanna fuck a fuckin dog

Fuck you.